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FBI has My Money, oh NO!

LOL, from today’s spam, don’t you totally love it? If it were real, I would have to pay so much in taxes! Please, someone, mess with this scammer. Check out the grammar, punctuation and message:

From: AGENT JASON GALE Wfhhm6I@soleil.ocn.ne.jp / gale.jason@fbi.gov
Federal Bureau of Investigation Intelligence Field Unit
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington, D.C.

I am Special Agent Jason Gale from the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Intelligence Unit, we Intercepted two consignment boxes at JFK Airport, New York, the boxes were scanned but found out that it contained large sum of money ($4.1 million) and also some backup documents which bears your name as the Beneficiary/Receiver of the money, Investigation carried out on the diplomat that accompanied the boxes into the United States, said that he was to deliver the fund to your residence as overdue payment owed to you by the Federal Government of Nigeria through the security company in the United Kingdom.

Meanwhile, we cross check all legal documents in the boxes but we found out that your consignment was lacking an important document and we cannot release the boxes to the diplomat until the document is found, right now we have no other choice than to confiscated your consignment.

According to Internal Revenue Code (IRC) in Title 26 also contain reporting requirement on a Form 8300, Report of Cash Payment Over $10,000 Received in a Trade or Business, money laundering activity may violate 18 USC §1956, 18 USC 1957, 18 USC 1960, and provision of Title 31, and 26 USC 6050I of the United States Code (USC), this section will discuss only those money laundering and currency violation under the jurisdiction of IRS, your consignment lacks proof of ownership certificate from the joint team of IRS and IRC, therefore you need to reply back immediately for direction on how to procure this certificate to enable us relieved the charge of evading the law on you, which is a punishable offense in the United States.

You are required to reply back within 72hours or you will be prosecuted in a court of law for money laundering, also you are instructed to desist from further contact with any bank(s) or person(s) in Nigeria or the United kingdom or any part of the world regarding your payment because your consignment has been confiscated by the Federal Bureau here in the United States.

Yours In Service,
Agent Jason Gale
Regional Deputy Director
Intelligence Field Unit

August 7, 2012 - Posted by | Africa, Crime, Cultural, ExPat Life, Financial Issues, Scams | ,

8 Comments »

  1. Man, you sure get your share of these things don’t you? I just got one today saying that someone had won the lottery and decided to give the money to me–yeah, sure!

    momcatwa's avatar Comment by momcatwa | August 7, 2012 | Reply

  2. I printed an article recently that said these are crafted to rule out the 95% who can see through them. They are looking for particularly innocent people who believe that something like this could happen. It also strikes me that most times, these things are obviously cheating, even if they were true!

    intlxpatr's avatar Comment by intlxpatr | August 7, 2012 | Reply

  3. I just got that email from the so called FBI agent. I tried to email them and to tell them I’m sending the email to ic3.gov,,but it wouldn’t let me. Its the same kind of scam like another I got last month. It was from preditorswatch.com blackmailing me. They tell you that you are now an internet preditor and if you don’t pay them 100 dollars they will tell all you know that you are a preditor. That is a load of bull ****, I feel sorry for those who fell for it.

    craig's avatar Comment by craig | January 12, 2013 | Reply

  4. If you get an email from someone pretending to be the FBI, go to ic3.gov. and report them. It is a federal crime to pretend to be from the FBI, I don’t think it matters what contry you are in, either way they are screwed (sorry about my language, but its true).

    craig's avatar Comment by craig | January 12, 2013 | Reply

  5. Thanks for your input, Craig, and for the ic3.gov address. That is good information. I did edit your language; my 89 year old mother reads this blog. 🙂

    intlxpatr's avatar Comment by intlxpatr | January 12, 2013 | Reply

  6. I received the same email about the FBI agent and money from Nigeria left at airport. I do get scams and I like to read them when I need a good laugh, but this is the first one that ever threatened to have me arrested in 72 hours! Well, I figured if I type into my Google search, I would find others who supposedly have $4.1 million at the airport. The very first scam of this sort was about 4 years ago and it had something to do with a widow lady in a country that her husband died of cancer and she wanted to give me 2 million to help others. I was so dumb and I called my good friend and told her all about it! I was so excited to have all that money! She started laughing at me kindly and said it was a scam and she got the same one! I couldn’t believe it at first, but I do now. I read them now just to laugh. I’m glad I’m not being prosecuted for money laundering! Ha, Ha, Ha!

    Jeanine Caldwell's avatar Comment by Jeanine Caldwell | January 30, 2013 | Reply

    • I to received the same thing but mine is a letter. and the name on mine is John Edwards. the letter says confidentiality notice letter

      Annette Tinker Moore's avatar Comment by Annette Tinker Moore | February 26, 2014 | Reply

      • LLOOLL, and don’t you wonder why they target us??

        intlxpatr's avatar Comment by intlxpatr | February 27, 2014


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