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LOL Olympics Commentary on NBC

Thank you, MomCat, but I am not sure – is this for real, or did someone spend too much time making these up?

And on a lighter side.

This and That
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.

2. Dressage commentator: This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.

3. Gymnast: I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.

4. Boxing Analyst: Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.

5. Softball announcer: If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.

6. Basketball analyst: He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn’t like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: Ah, isn’t that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.

8. Soccer commentator: Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field.

9. Tennis commentator: One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them… Oh my God, what have I just said?

August 15, 2012 - Posted by | Communication, Humor

3 Comments »

  1. This is awesome!

    visitingmissouri's avatar Comment by visitingmissouri | August 15, 2012 | Reply

  2. #4 LOL

    GreY's avatar Comment by GreY | August 16, 2012 | Reply

  3. I actually heard a couple of these – glad I could give you a laff for the day, GreY 🙂

    intlxpatr's avatar Comment by intlxpatr | August 16, 2012 | Reply


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