Improvements in Hell
(Our son hates lawyer jokes. Skip this one, Law N Order Man!)
An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the level of comfort in Hell, and began to redesign and build improvements. After awhile, they had toilets that flush, air conditioning, and escalators. Everyone grew very fond of him.
One day God called to Satan to mock him, “So, how’s it going down there in Hell?”
Satan replied, “Hey, things are great. We’ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there’s no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next.” God was surprised, “What? You’ve got an engineer? That’s a mistake. He should never have gotten down there in the first place. Send him back up here.”
“No way,” replied Satan. “I like having an engineer, and I’m keeping him.”
God threatened, “Send him back up here now or I’ll sue!”
Satan laughed and answered, “Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?”
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I seriously dont get the joke.
No im not blond! ;p
cos all the lawyers R liars.. hope you got the joke now!!
LMAO ! another good one !
I still didnt get it!
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Blue, I am so sorry! What makes it funny is the implication that there are no lawyers in heaven. (That’s why my son hates lawyer jokes! We think of him as a GOOD guy, but many lawyers have the reputation of being sharks and shysters.)