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Stalking Purgatory

The blogger Purgatory has recently expressed anxiety about being stalked. (Actually, he sounded very pleased about it.) He had evidence; a note accompanying a cookie (someone knows the way to his heart!).

Purg, trust those feelings. Be very wary. Your stalkers are everywhere:

April 21, 2008 - Posted by | Blogging, Community, Joke, Kuwait, Lies

17 Comments »

  1. yummmm sunny side up! I want.. can you stalk me?

    Ansam's avatar Comment by Ansam | April 21, 2008 | Reply

  2. aha! so ur the stalker :p

    princess's avatar Comment by princess | April 21, 2008 | Reply

  3. hmm, I bet you are connected in all of this!

    Purgatory's avatar Comment by Purgatory | April 21, 2008 | Reply

  4. Are the eggs supposed to imply that his stalker is chubby?

    3baid's avatar Comment by 3baid | April 21, 2008 | Reply

  5. those eggs are eyes watching his every move ;p

    ananyah's avatar Comment by ananyah | April 21, 2008 | Reply

  6. 3baid, akeeeed mayabeelaaah

    pearls's avatar Comment by pearls | April 21, 2008 | Reply

  7. Did you make those eggs?! I am hungry and they look yummy (and I rarely VERY rarely eat eggs!!)

    Chirp's avatar Comment by Chirp | April 21, 2008 | Reply

  8. Ansam . . . dying laughing. I am trying to make myself eat breakfast and this is the first time I have ever successfully made sunnyside up. They were so perfect I took a photo, and when I saw the photo, like two big eyes, the lightbulb went on.

    Here is the secret to perfect sunnyside up eggs: hot fat.

    princess – ho hohohhohohohoho

    Purg – We are all connected. Very connected.

    3baid – I think the cookie might have been a better indicator that his stalker is chubby!

    ananyah – you are one smart cookie. 😉

    Pearls – you can’t imagine how good it makes me feel that you come in here and speak Kuwaiti. 🙂

    Chirp! I did! And I hardly ever do, either, but they look pretty good, don’t they?

    intlxpatr's avatar Comment by intlxpatr | April 21, 2008 | Reply

  9. wow khalti those look like the work of a professional chef!

    As for stalking, as my father says:

    Just because you’re paranoid, it doesn’t mean that someone’s not out to get you.

    🙂 🙂 🙂

    adiamondinsunlight's avatar Comment by adiamondinsunlight | April 21, 2008 | Reply

  10. Your father’s good friend, AdventureMan says the same thing, Little Diamond. “Even a paranoid is right now and then.”

    That’s the first time I have ever done sunny side up. I shocked myself.

    intlxpatr's avatar Comment by intlxpatr | April 21, 2008 | Reply

  11. I do great baith 3yoon!!! i’m gonna take pictures the next time i make them! 😀

    usually i wait until the pan and oil gets REALLY hot, like i wait until i see white smoke coming up, only then i put the eggs in. i like them with crispy brown edges! 😀

    Yousef's avatar Comment by Yousef | April 21, 2008 | Reply

  12. They look really good! like butterfly wings hehe

    Chirp's avatar Comment by Chirp | April 21, 2008 | Reply

  13. They look really good! like butterfly wings hehe

    Chirp's avatar Comment by Chirp | April 21, 2008 | Reply

  14. Stalkers are SO unfunny. Wow you sure had a stroke ‘o luck with those eggs eh? I like them scrambled.

    bilaterallynumb's avatar Comment by Я | April 21, 2008 | Reply

  15. Yousef – A man who can cook! Your wife must adore you!

    Chirp – I guess you liked them so much you had to say it twice!! WordPress giving you a bad time about commenting?

    Hey, Я, hope you’re feeling 100% better now! Purg’s “stalker” was more of an admirer, I am guessing. Sent him that cookie at a coffee shop. This was the first time for me doing sunny-side up; guess I just got lucky.

    intlxpatr's avatar Comment by intlxpatr | April 21, 2008 | Reply

  16. Those egg yolks are certainly an eyeful!

    jewaira's avatar Comment by jewaira | April 22, 2008 | Reply

  17. Hahahahahahahahahah, Jewaira!

    intlxpatr's avatar Comment by intlxpatr | April 22, 2008 | Reply


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