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The Cat and the Table

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When I saw this today, on ICHC, I just had to laugh.

Our son has a cat. Our son has a sprayer. The cat gets on the table, where he knows he is not supposed to be. Our son yells “Gordon! Get off the table!” and Gordon settles down. Our son jumps up and gets the sprayer, and Gordon watches. Our son sprays. And sprays. And sprays. If you get right up close to Gordon and spray under his tail, he will get up slowly, annoyed, and saunter off the table. He takes his time. He wants you to know you are annoying, but you don’t scare him. He wants you to know that you are NOT the boss of him.

Normally, Gordon is just the nicest cat you could ever hope to meet. He just has a thing about the dining room table.

April 25, 2008 - Posted by | Character, Family Issues, Humor, Hygiene, Pets, Photos

11 Comments »

  1. My cats are scared to death from the sprayer! I just pick it up and point it at them and they run away 😀

    chikapappi's avatar Comment by chikapappi | April 25, 2008 | Reply

  2. I love cats, snobby bastards. They’re not your pets, you just clean after them and provide food and shelter as they live as they wish.

    I want one, along with a leather chair to do some classic villain cat rubbing.. =O

    suspic's avatar Comment by suspic | April 25, 2008 | Reply

  3. HYSTERICAL. I am in Heathrow, sitting in an airport lounge and laughing out loud 🙂

    adiamondinsunlight's avatar Comment by adiamondinsunlight | April 25, 2008 | Reply

  4. Chicki, yes! Normal cats HATE the sprayer! Gordon shows total indifference!

    Suspic – they have such self-possession, don’t they? My husband says “Dogs are FAMILY, cats have staff.”

    Safe travels, Little Diamond, and my best to your family. I know this is a tough trip.

    intlxpatr's avatar Comment by intlxpatr | April 25, 2008 | Reply

  5. LOOL! I love cats! Hows it going with you lately?

    BTW, you’ve been tagged =D

    Olórin's avatar Comment by Olórin | April 25, 2008 | Reply

  6. the cat and the table and the silver spooooooooooooooooooon

    Purgatory's avatar Comment by Purgatory | April 25, 2008 | Reply

  7. Going pretty well, Olorin, except I can’t get WordPress to upload my photos today, AAARRRGGGHH. Tagged? Hmmmm.

    Cat’s in the CRADLE, Purg? I love that song. How’s your cat?

    intlxpatr's avatar Comment by intlxpatr | April 26, 2008 | Reply

  8. hmmm, my catS are very well 😉

    Purgatory's avatar Comment by Purgatory | April 26, 2008 | Reply

  9. Oh you mean the weiner eating cat! I have no clue 🙂 she is not around.

    Purgatory's avatar Comment by Purgatory | April 26, 2008 | Reply

  10. No, I was talking about the cat that was up high, like on a closet or bookcase. You have catZ??

    intlxpatr's avatar Comment by intlxpatr | April 26, 2008 | Reply

  11. Yeah, my females are cats

    Purgatory's avatar Comment by Purgatory | April 26, 2008 | Reply


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