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Thanks to a good e-mail friend for this Sunday morning joke:

If College Students Wrote The Bible

The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning — cold.

The Ten Commandments would actually be only five — double-spaced and written in a large font.

A new edition would be published every two years in order to limit reselling.

Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn’t cafeteria food. Paul’s letter to the Romans would become Paul’s email to

Reason Cain killed Abel: they were roommates.

Reason why Moses and followers walked in the desert for 40 years: they didn’t want to ask directions and look like freshmen.

Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on the seventh, he would have put it off until the night before to get it done.

June 8, 2008 - Posted by | Humor, Joke


  1. LOL… double-spaced and written in a large font!!! I remember some of my college profs would specify what font size to use when writing a paper!

    Comment by Ansam | June 8, 2008 | Reply

  2. The Christians don’t even take their own religion seriously.

    It is to be expected.

    Comment by I'm no Lizard | June 8, 2008 | Reply

  3. Profs have to learn a few tricks to protect themselves from their students, Ansam. I remember finding a paper where a student had cut a picture from an encyclopedia and glued it into his report! No kidding.

    Sorry, No- Lizard, we are laughing at ourselves, not at our religion.

    Comment by intlxpatr | June 8, 2008 | Reply

  4. hehehehe blashph but very funnyf!

    my prof was a pain…he was the head of the department which only consisted basically of himself. so almost all my classes were with this guy. no page length requirement, no font requirement, but required a word count 😐 there is no way around a word count unless ur redundant, which is the first thing he looks for. i dont know how i survived.

    im no lizards- there r some things that should be taken seriously and some things that should not… a daily grin, or joke, has a premise that is meant to be taken as a joke. 🙂 smilef

    Comment by Mrm | June 8, 2008 | Reply

  5. Mrm, Mrm, I am looking forward to the day when you set foot into one of the daily newspapers here and start putting your considerable talents to work.

    Comment by intlxpatr | June 8, 2008 | Reply

  6. You say you are making fun of yourselves, but not your religion, when the subject of your idle talk is your religion and God Himself. You say one thing but do another; this is nothing more than playing with words. Indeed Allaah has already mentioned that the Christians would do so when He said:

    “Who took their religion as an amusement and play, and the life of the world deceived them.” So this Day We shall forget them as they forgot their meeting of this Day, and as they used to reject Our Ayât (proofs, evidences, verses, lessons, signs, revelations, etc.). (Al-A’raf 7:51)

    Ponder this, and may Allaah guide you.

    Comment by I'm no Lizard | June 9, 2008 | Reply

  7. The subject of the joke is college student behavior, No Lizard.

    Comment by intlxpatr | June 9, 2008 | Reply

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