Valentine’s Day Word Play
Happy Valentine’s Day!
What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine’s Day?
Ughs and kisses!
What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine’s Day?
I Love Ewe!
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
I’m stuck on you!
Knock knock!
Who’e there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?
What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine’s Day?
Owl be yours!
What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day?
Cauliflowers!
What do you call a very small Valentine?
A Valentiny!
What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine’s Day?
I’m nuts about you!
What did the girl squirrel say to the boy squirrel on Valentine’s Day?
You’re nuts so bad yourself!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your valentine!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Pooch
Pooch who?
Pooch your arms around me, baby!
Thank you, KitKat!
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“I’m stuck on you!” LOL thanks for the funnies 😀
nice one 😀 Hope you had a gr8 one!
LOL, Ansam, these are the kinds of jokes we tell with kids, to help them start understanding humor!
Amu, glad I could give you a laugh, and thank you – yes, we had a delightful day.