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Grach

Maybe he uses his grach for barking?

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If I were looking for a place to live, this ad would have served it’s purpose. It’s got incredible placement, along Gulf Road, and it is clear what it is advertising, and the phone numbers are nice and big, big enough to write down while you wait at the spotlight. (ooops, stoplight.)

Maybe the “grach” was intentional?

And the the flat has three flowers?

It made me smile. It made me pray to have enough time to grab my camera so I could share the grin with you.

Bottom line, if he paid someone to make this sign, he should get some of his money back. On the other hand, it DOES get your attention.

August 16, 2007 Posted by | Communication, Cross Cultural, ExPat Life, Humor, Kuwait, Language, Living Conditions, Words | 12 Comments

Catching Up

I’m trying to catch up on all the magazines that arrived while I was gone. This was a cover on one of my New Yorker magazines, and it gave me a big grin. Hope it makes you grin, too.

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August 16, 2007 Posted by | Cross Cultural, Humor, Women's Issues | 10 Comments

International Foods

My first trip to the Co-op to stock up on the basics – when I am gone, Adventure Man eats out or eats peanut butter and crackers, so the cupboard is bare! He very thoughtfully stocked up on skim milk for me, but beyond that, I am responsible.

I have a small, discreet camera but I wasn’t fast enough this time. One of the store people came over to me.

“Madam, why are you photographing this shelf?”

I told him I have a friend (well, aren’t you my friends?) and we were looking at ways the world is becoming more international.

“Look,” I pointed out to him, “here on this shelf you have Louisiana right next to India!”

I’m not sure he grasped the concept. I know he found it very weird that I was taking a photo of the shelves. Maybe he thought the Co-op had hired a mystery shopper (ho ho ho hohoho) and I was working for Quality Control?

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By the way, now that I have started checking all my foods for country of origin, did you know that every can of tuna that we buy in Kuwait comes from Thailand? I have not heard anything about problems with quality control out of Thailand, not the same kinds of problems as with China, but they certainly are packing a LOT of tuna.

Even tuna branded “Americana” – wouldn’t you think a tuna branded Americana would come from America? Wrong! It is also canned in Thailand.

August 14, 2007 Posted by | Community, Cross Cultural, Customer Service, ExPat Life, Kuwait, Living Conditions, Shopping | 3 Comments

Packaging

Dont ya just love it when someone goes to a little extra trouble to delight you?

I have a routine when I get to Amsterdam, my half way point. After all those hours of flying, I love having a shower. I love having the small room all to myself, quiet, to get all clean, to brush my teeth, fix my frowzy-airplane hair, apply a little fresh makeup. I don’t usually get a lot of sleep on my first flight – could it be that last strong cup of coffee I eat before getting on the plane? πŸ˜‰

And then I wait the endless hours for my flight to Kuwait, trying not to nod off, because the overburdened lounge staff at KLM don’t do flight announcements, and I am so afraid I will fall deeply asleep and miss my plane. All around me are sleeping people – many on their way to Accra, Entebbe, Mumbai . . . and a few familiar faces heading back to Kuwait. Whoda thunk, this early in August, so many people would be returning?

I get restless. I don’t like the lounge food, it has a stale feel to it, and is mostly processed unidentifiable meat slices and hardening cheese, so I head down for the sushi bar. It’s purely psychological, but I believe the miso soup hardens my immune system against airplane-air-germs, so I almost always have a cup of soup and a small tray of sushi, something cooked or vegetable so I won’t offend whoever is sitting next to me on the way back to Kuwait.

And, because the sushi bar was packed, I got it all to go and found a quiet place in Concourse D to sit and eat. And look what I found!

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Now YOU tell me – isn’t that adorable?

Normally soy sauce comes in one of those nasty plastic or aluminum packets that you have to tear off an end. This – in a tiny little fish with a plastic screw-off cap – this gave me a moment’s grin in the middle of the limbo of airport transitions. And I thought of you, and how you might enjoy it along with me.

I’m sure it costs them more than a plastic packet. I love it that the top screws off, that the shape is a fish, I love the whole concept.

“It’s just soy-sauce”, you might say, shaking your head in mild disgust at how easily amused I am.

Yes, it is just soy sauce. And packaging matters.

August 13, 2007 Posted by | Arts & Handicrafts, Blogging, Cross Cultural, Eating Out, ExPat Life, KLM, Public Art, Travel | 6 Comments

Hydroplanes in Dubai?

This article is excerpted from the Seattle Times on July 29th. Hydroplane racing is big in Seattle, and when I saw this article, I thought how perfect the Gulf, with it’s smooth, glassy surface, would be for these incredibly exciting races.

In Seattle, people take their own boats to the hydroplane races and tie up at specially designated sites. It’s like one big huge boat party, people dancing, kids floating around in inner-tubes and floats, good food, all in addition to the excitement of the races. Having hydroplane races in Dubai would be amazing.

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(Photo from Tacoma News Tribune Sports.

Several people in the pits said Saturday that representatives of Dubai are looking into holding a race.

“They’re very interested in having us bring our boats over there,” said Erick Ellstrom, crew chief of the Miss Ellstrom Elam Plus. “They love hydroplanes over there.”

Apparently, a delegation from Dubai was scheduled to be in attendance at Seafair next week to take in a race firsthand. Ellstrom said that apparently won’t happen, but that the Dubai group might attend the race in San Diego next month.

It might sound like a fanciful notion, but Dubai has gained an increasing reputation as a sporting destination, which was detailed recently in a lengthy story on ESPN.com. That story quoted one Dubai official as saying the goal is “to use sport as a platform to attract global exposure” for Dubai.

While logistics might seem like a nightmare, veterans pointed out that it might not be much different than the days when a race was held in Honolulu, when the boats were transported by ship.

Apparently, part of the connection between Dubai and hydros is the business association with Boeing, which has taken on an increasing interest in the sport.

Read more at The Seattle times: Next Stop on the circuit . . . Dubai?

August 12, 2007 Posted by | Adventure, Community, Cross Cultural, Entertainment, ExPat Life, Middle East | Leave a comment

Prosper the work of our Hands!

In todays readings, Psalm 90, verse 17 says:

17Let the favour of the Lord our God be upon us,
and prosper for us the work of our handsβ€”
O prosper the work of our hands!

So this is my prayer – for myself, for my friends, for my readers. Today, may God prosper the work of our hands!

August 11, 2007 Posted by | Blogging, Community, Cross Cultural, Spiritual | 1 Comment

Louche

In a recent post, I described New Orleans as a “louche” city. I’ve had several back channels asking about the word LOUCHE.

I believe that the original meaning in French was “cross-eyed.”

The Free Dictionary says it means “Of questionable taste or morality; decadent”

It also says it is from the old French “losche” meaning squinty eyed, and from the old Latin “luscus” meaning blind in one eye.

Die Net says it is an “adj : of questionable taste or morality; “a louche nightclub”;”a louche painting” [syn: shady]

The most fun definition was at Geocities , also, in my opinion, the most complete:

[adj. LOOSH] Someone who is louche has questionable taste or morals, or they could be lacking in respectability. If you’re imagining a squint-eyed character who makes you suspicious or anxious you’re not far off from this word’s origins. Louche is a borrowed French word (meaning cross-eyed) derived from the Latin luscus which literally meant blind in one eye. First used in the English language in the early 19th-century, louche refers to character, behavior, or appearance. …

But in looking all this up for you, I found one more definition I had never heard before:

A wine troubled by the presence of suspended particles which cause it to be cloudy.

From Geocities/Cool words

When I described New Orleans as louche, it has the meaning of someone like an aging courtesan, who looks pretty good as you are walking up to her, but when you get close you can see that her dress has seen better days, her make up is a little streaky and she needs a good wash. And there is that questionable morals or respectability. . . πŸ˜‰

Doncha love new words? And I learned something, too!

August 9, 2007 Posted by | Blogging, Communication, Cross Cultural, Language, Words | 1 Comment

Halal Neighborhood Market

I have never seen this on a truck before. JD’s market is in an area near the local college, near the hub of the bus system, and near a lot of stores people can walk to. It is a neighborhood rich in immigrants, rich in opportunities for work, rich in transportation options – and it just tickles me to see a truck advertising “halal meat” on it.

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You hear complaints in Kuwait and Qatar, and most of the Gulf countries, about the Americanization of the world – the supersize-me fast food outlets, the same western stores in every mall, the spread of western – and particularly American – culture.

Look closely. It’s not a one-way street. We are all influencing one another, more than we know.

August 9, 2007 Posted by | Community, Cross Cultural, Customer Service, Hygiene, Living Conditions, Locard Exchange Principal, Photos, Shopping, Spiritual | 5 Comments

Hospitals Party Hearty?

I am telling you, as I tell my own family – if I am sick enough to go to a hospital, please, please, don’t come hang out with me in the hospital.

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It happened to me once. I was suffering terribly, and I was very very dangerously ill. Suddenly, around my bed, were about 15 members of my family with deely-bobbers on their heads, in the emergency room, all coming to see how I was doing.

It was my Mom’s birthday then, too, and they had been celebrating, and felt sorry for me, and came so I wouldn’t feel left out.

I wasn’t feeling left out. I was in hideous pain. And the last thing on earth I wanted was to be polite to anyone, to be social. I was in PAIN.

But I also understand that other people feel differently. Some people like the support. Some hospitals – you really need to have an advocate watching out for you, so that you don’t get the wrong medications or the wrong treatment. No, I am not talking about Kuwait. It can happen anywhere, and it does!

And my dear friends in Qatar told me that if you go to visit a sick friend in a hospital ONE THOUSAND angels will pray for you, and while I don’t have that in writing, I like the idea.

So I have come to the conclusion, for myself, it is a good idea to have one very quiet trustworthy person at your bedside, someone who can read, and entertain him or herself, and will love you even at your very worst and not expect you to be polite.

How do you feel? What constitutes appropriate visiting in a hospital? How closely related do you want your visitors to be? Do you want a party atmosphere?

This is from today’s Kuwait Times.

KUWAIT: The medical care and hygiene in most of the public hospitals is dangerously below standard. Not only do nurses suffer from unfair treatment and low wages, but patients face a range of unpleasantness – none of it due to medical reasons – during their stays. Many patients and even nurses are complaining that hospitals have turned into restaurants, a party place and sometimes a garden or kids’ playground for the visiting families of patients.

Reda is a doctor in Sabah hospital who deals daily with the parties of visitors who come at all hours of the day, stay for long periods, bringing with them picnics and ice cream and toys for the kids. She says that visitors are selfish and forget the fact that they are in a hospital and that patients need quiet and time to rest. “These visitors don’t respect the visiting hours, they act as if they are in a hotel rather than a hospitals,” she noted.

An Egyptian patient in his early 50s currently hospitalized in Ibn Sina said “I can’t even sleep from the noise in the corridors. The room next to mine is always full of visitors all the time. The visitors bring their children along with them. The kids are very disturbing and they keep opening the door of my room and don’t let me rest.

You can read the rest of the article at this Kuwait Times link.

August 8, 2007 Posted by | Bureaucracy, Community, Cross Cultural, Family Issues, Health Issues, Hygiene, Kuwait, Living Conditions, Social Issues, Uncategorized | 3 Comments

Draft Law: No Car Talk

From August 4th Kuwait Times (yep, they are back online)

Note: Before arriving in Seattle, my oldest friend warned me that in Seattle you now get TWO tickets if you are seen talking on a mobile phone while driving, one for talking on a phone, and one for reckless endangerment. Each ticket is $101. Ouch! I don’t see anyone here talking while they are driving anymore.

Drive, don’t talk…Big Brother is ‘watching’
Published Date: August 04, 2007
By Nancy Oteifa, Staff writer

KUWAIT: A draft law criminalizing motorists for using mobile phones while driving that was announced recently, has suddenly become a cause for concern among several residents in Kuwait. Officials at the Traffic General Department are said to be taking the issue into serious consideration and seem adamant in penalizing all those who use their mobile phones while driving, claiming that it’s one of the major causes of accidents in Kuwait. The draft law of course has not been finalized yet, and officials claim that it has also not been ascertained whether there would be traffic fines to be paid or jail sentences or even both.

Although it is also not confirmed if this law would be enforced or not many people seem to be against its enforcement, while some others were in agreement – with the hope that this might reduce the increasing number of accidents occurring in the country every day. This Kuwait Times reporter spoke to people on the issue where they expressed different opinions and comments.

You can read the rest of the article HERE.

August 6, 2007 Posted by | Bureaucracy, Community, Crime, Cross Cultural, ExPat Life, Health Issues, Kuwait, Living Conditions, Middle East, News | 2 Comments