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Lincoln Movie

We’ve never seen this happen in Pensacola before. We went to see the afternoon showing of Lincoln at the Bayou Rav Theaters and it was totally sold out. People! This is the weekend before Thanksgiving! Aren’t you supposed to be grocery shopping and baking and polishing silver for Thanksgiving? This isn’t James Bond, this is a historical movie! What are you thinking??

November 18, 2012 Posted by | Aging, Entertainment, Family Issues, Humor, Movie | 2 Comments

Drunk Nate Silver

My favorite statistitian is parodied on Twitter #Drunk Nate Silver. Don’t worry Nate, they’re just jealous 🙂  :

 

Twitter commandeered by ‘Drunk Nate Silver’

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By Dorrine Mendoza, CNN
updated 5:36 PM EST, Thu November 8, 2012 | Filed under: Social Media
Nate Silver is not really drunk on Twitter. But the man knows how to interpret polling data.
Nate Silver is not really drunk on Twitter. But the man knows how to interpret polling data.
STORY HIGHLIGHTS
  • Poll-cruncher Nate SIlver has inspired a parody hashtag on Twitter
  • Silver correctly predicted who would win all 50 states in Tuesday’s presidential election

(CNN) — You may not have heard of Nate Silver. But the statistician, who crunches political polls for The New York Times, is having a moment.

Silver has received a flood of acclaim since his blog,FiveThirtyEight.com, correctly predicted who would win all 50 states in Tuesday’s presidential election, even as pundits were saying the race was “too close to call.”

Named one of the 100 Most Influential People by Time magazine in 2009, Silver first gained fame for developing a statistical system for forecasting the performance of pro baseball players.

He’s really good at math. And predicting things.

Now the jokesters of Twitter are paying homage with a #DrunkNateSilver hashtag that re-imagines him as a belligerent, know-it-all prognosticator.

Here are some of our favorites:

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  1. Drunk Nate Silver stumbles through traffic on the Jersey Turnpike, screaming out what time each driver will get home. #DrunkNateSilver
  2. HarrisonMooney
    #DrunkNateSilver goes to Africa, finds the butterfly, asks it not to flap its wings, prevents the hurricane.
  3. marksluckie
    #DrunkNateSilver knows the actual probability of Taylor Swift ever, ever getting back together.
  4. thisisdannyg
    @thisisdannyg Drunk Nate Silver knows why the caged bird sings. #DrunkNateSilver
  5. SayethSimon
    Drunk Nate Silver knows what you did next summer.#DrunkNateSilver
  6. NATESlLVER
    When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he discovered 3 missed calls from me.#DrunkNateSilver
  7. VitruvianMonkey
    #DrunkNateSilver stopped a robbery with cluster analysis.
  8. TheLincoln
    Drunk Nate Silver shouting at jukebox blasting Biggie, “No! Mo money only correlates with a 42% chance of mo problems!” #drunknatesilver
  9. DrunjNateSilver
    I knew Darth Vader was Luke’s father before he did.#drunknatesilver
  10. skairam
    #DrunkNateSilver knows precisely how many boys your milkshake will bring to the yard (spoiler: not all of them)
  11. cd_hooks
    Drunk Nate Silver in the parking lot of Yankees stadium, spray painting the spots where next years’ home runs will land. #drunknatesilver
  12. RodHughes
    #DrunkNateSilver launches his own economic recovery program: yells out next winning lottery numbers at area 7Eleven
  13. BurkeTribe
    #DrunkNateSilver predicted I would type this. And this.
  14. sleepingturtles
    Drunk Nate Silver knows when Ice Cube’s next good day will be. #DrunkNateSilver
  15. danielle_ivory
    Drunk Nate Silver only reads his Choose Your Own Adventure book one time. The correct way.#drunknatesilver
  16. loopdot
    #DrunkNateSilver already knows how much employee time was wasted today with #DrunkNateSilver tweets
  17. hulklibrarian
    Drunk Nate Silver gets home 30 seconds before the Comcast installer shows up #drunknatesilver

November 9, 2012 Posted by | Humor, Statistics | Leave a comment

Things Southern Girls Say

LOL, I hear these every day! It’s really true!

November 5, 2012 Posted by | Cultural, Humor, Local Lore | Leave a comment

Chris Rock: A Special Message for White People

You gotta love this guy – he is hilarious, irreverent and can find humor in a situation where some people are ready to come to blows:

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(I cannot make the image show; click on blue type to watch this video on YouTube)

November 4, 2012 Posted by | Humor, Political Issues | Leave a comment

Fairbanks, Alaska or Brazil

I would have loved to be able to actually watch and see when the actual 2 millionth visitor visited, but as it does, life got in the way. There were things that needed doing, people that needed time and attention, and I by the time I got back to check, I had already gone over.

Using StatCounter, I was able to go back 78 people and figure out that it was either the visitor from Brasil or a visitor from Fairbanks, Alaska.

A couple times, I have thought I would quit blogging, like when I hit 5 years, then six, or maybe when I hit 2 million hits . . . Now, I don’t know. There are times when it is hard to get inspired, hard to think of anything I might have to say that you might find interesting, too.

I have a little trick. When I am stumped, I think of our aqua aerobics group in Doha, Qatar. We weren’t very serious, but we were very committed. We had to show up because the others counted on us. Our motto was “any exercise is better than no exercise” and on very cold days in January, exercise counted as sitting in the hot tub and kicking. We talked to pass the time, and not to think about exercising. We talked about books we had read, dishes we had cooked, movies we have seen, and events in the news. So when I can’t think of anything much to say, I think about my friends, the Aqua Babes (LOL!) and I can usually come up with something.

A long time ago, in Kuwait, there was a blogger called (something) Red, I followed, and she thought about quitting and asked us to give her reasons why or why not. I remember writing that we blog because it’s what we do, we write because it is something in us that needs to be written. Until I wrote that to her, I didn’t even know that I thought that. I guess that is why I keep on, because there is something in me that needs to do what I am doing, and when I don’t need to do it, I will stop.

October 29, 2012 Posted by | Adventure, Blogging, Doha, Exercise, ExPat Life, Humor, Living Conditions, Statistics, Weather | 6 Comments

Not the Day I Expected

Last night just before we went to bed, I reminded AdventureMan to set his alarm clock back for the end of daylight savings time. It was so much fun, having an extra hour to do things, to read. It was so relaxing, waking up and knowing we had plenty of time to get to church. I got up, fixed my coffee and changed all the clocks downstairs.

As we drove to church, I noticed all the outdoor clocks along the way, still on the same old time. I was feeling very smug.

When we drove into the parking lot, it was full, which was odd, because it was early, even for the early service. When we saw people leaving, as we were driving in, I had the “aha” moment.

Oh wait. This isn’t the first week-end in November . . . 😦 I’ve gotten ahead of myself. I got the fruitcakes all done and I was ready for November, so ready that somehow, I thought it was a week later . . .

We missed the early service, LOL. We always think of the early service as Episcopal Lite; the express version. Instead, we attended the 10:30 service, and had a great treat at the end, Ken Keradin playing Bach’s Toccata and Fugue in D Minor, you might know it as background music for other creepy movies.

You know how once a day gets started the wrong way, the rest of the day just seems weird? It is a gorgeous, chilly day, bright sunlight, and I can’t get started on any of my projects. I feel jangled, turned a little upside down. Now I have to go through all the clock changes again next week-end!

October 28, 2012 Posted by | Cultural, Family Issues, Humor, Living Conditions | 2 Comments

First Winter Weather Coming

From Weather Underground:

AdventureMan will be pulling out his long underwear, LOL!

October 26, 2012 Posted by | Humor, Statistics, Weather | 2 Comments

Teaching New Nobel Winner Science Would Be a Waste of Time?

LOL, his former teacher said teaching him science would be a waste of time? And today he wins the Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine! From AOL News/Huffpost:

LONDON — Teacher knows best?

That doesn’t appear to be the case for one teacher who called a future Nobel Prize winner’s dreams of becoming a scientist “quite ridiculous” in a scathing report card.

John Gurdon’s future success was almost nipped in the bud in 1949 when a schoolmaster at elite Eton College wrote on his report card that pursuing science would be a waste of time.

“His work has been far from satisfactory,” the teacher wrote. “If he can’t learn simple biological facts he would have no chance of doing the work of a specialist, and it would be sheer waste of time, both on his part, and of those who have to teach him.”

The teacher said that the teenage Gurdon had gotten into trouble several times and didn’t listen.

The scientific community could argue it’s a good thing he didn’t.

After starting out studying classics at Oxford, Gurdon switched to zoology. In 1962, he showed that the DNA from specialized cells of frogs, like skin or intestinal cells, could be used to generate new tadpoles – a breakthrough rewarded Monday with the Nobel Prize for Medicine, which he shared with Japan’s Shinya Yamanaka.

Scientists are trying to build on the work of Gurdon and Yamanaka to create replacement tissues for treating diseases like Parkinson’s and diabetes.

October 9, 2012 Posted by | Biography, Character, Cultural, Education, Experiment, Health Issues, Humor, Work Related Issues | | Leave a comment

Big Bird On SNL: I Got a Million Tweets :-)

October 7, 2012 Posted by | Education, Entertainment, Financial Issues, Humor, Political Issues | , | Leave a comment

Fire Big Bird????

October 5, 2012 Posted by | Humor, Political Issues | 3 Comments