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On a Lighter Note: Exhibitionist Held

God bless the reporters of crime news in the Kuwait Times, in the midst of all that horror, they occasionally find an article that is almost purely hilarious:

Exhibitionist Held
Farwaniya police arrested an Arab expatriate after he put on an artificial male organ on his own to seduce female passers-by. The organ, which was too huge to be true, drew shocked gasps, not only from females but also from all around. The expat however shrank when he saw the police and was subdued after a hot chase.

My comment: *Dying laughing.* From beginning to end. The title. *Gasping for breath* he “shrank” *howling* and was subdued after a “hot” chase. Kill me now! This reporter is too funny!

February 28, 2007 - Posted by | Crime, ExPat Life, Humor, Kuwait, Living Conditions, Middle East, News, Social Issues


  1. hahahaha too funny 😛

    i’m surprised you missed the article on the anti-saddam rally planned for today. it was in the kuwait times.

    arranged by a kuwaiti group called “the future”, they planned to hold a protest outside the jordanian embassy after jordan eulogised saddam when he died.

    the police blocked off the street anticipating huge crowds.

    3 of the four members of “the future” showed up,……
    the fourth member of “the future” drove to the old embassy, where he met a journalist who also went to the wrong address.


    tht was it, 4 people at the rally 😛


    Comment by skunk | February 28, 2007 | Reply

  2. Hey, Skunk! I didn’t miss the article. I actually thought it was sweet. Yes, and funny, but also quixotic. I appreciate that those guys were willing to look funny to express their opinions. I respect that. I know that you do, too.

    Comment by intlxpatr | March 1, 2007 | Reply


    LMAO @ “Shrunk”!

    Comment by kinano | March 1, 2007 | Reply

  4. oh my goodness – how funny! and what a way to make lemonade (in this case, a light-hearted story) out of a very lemon-y situation.

    On a more serious note, I’m so glad the police gave chase. Artificial or no, funny or no, men who act this way need to be told that their behavior is wrong!

    Comment by adiamondinsunlight | March 1, 2007 | Reply

  5. You gotta wonder . . .”What was he THINKING?????” Aren’t there times when you wish you had a clue as to the rest of the story? Is this guy crazy? Was he drunk? On drugs? Does this case go to court?

    Comment by intlxpatr | March 1, 2007 | Reply

  6. I am laughing aloud reading that again.

    Comment by jewaira | March 2, 2007 | Reply

  7. And, Lady J, I am starting Sultan’s Seal! Looks interesting, layered, and intriguing

    Comment by intlxpatr | March 2, 2007 | Reply

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