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Halal?

From Kuwait Times, 9 June 2007

Bull Goes on Rampage

A number of citizens and expatriates were frightened after a raging bull escaped from a slaughterhouse and rushed to the streets of Jleeb al-Shayoukh. Meanwhile, passersby reported the matter to the Farwaniya police and the police moved to the spot and shot the bull. The bull was then transferred to the slaughterhouse.

My comment / question: To be halal, doesn’t an animal have to be slaughtered in a certain way, having it’s throat slit while hearing verses of the Qu’ran, without fear?

Isn’t a bull that has been shot on the street like carrion?

How could they transfer this bull to the slaughterhouse? How can this bull be made into meat?

June 11, 2007 Posted by | Community, Cross Cultural, ExPat Life, Health Issues, Hygiene, Kuwait, Living Conditions, Random Musings, Social Issues, Spiritual | 4 Comments

Signs of the Times

Sent by a good friend, some oldies but goodies, and some new ones. Even though I had seen some before, they still gave me a good grin, and I hope they give you a good grin too.

Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office:
Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”
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In a Podiatrist’s office:
“Time wounds all heels.”
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On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
“Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels”
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At a Proctologist’s door:
“To expedite your visit please back in.”
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On a Plumber’s truck:
“Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
“Invite us to your next blowout.”
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At a Towing company:
“We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.”
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On an Electrician’s truck:
“Let us remove your shorts.”
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On a Maternity Room door:
“Push. Push. Push.”
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At an Optometrist’s Office
“If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”
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On a Taxidermist’s window:
“We really know our stuff.”
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On a Fence:
“Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive.”
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At a Car Dealership:
“The best way to get back on your feet — miss a car payment.”
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
“No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”
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In a Veterinarian’s waiting room:
“Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
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At the Electric Company:
“We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don’t, you will be. ”
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In a Restaurant window:
“Don’t stand there and be hungry,
Come on in and get fed up.”
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
“Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”

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At a Propane Filling Station,
“Thank heaven for little grills”
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Chicago Radiator Shop:
“Best place in town to take a leak.”

June 11, 2007 Posted by | Communication, Community, Cultural, Customer Service, Humor, Language, Words | 4 Comments

Kuwait Cool Spell

When I checked Weather Underground this morning for Kuwait, I learned we are going through a little dip in the temperatures. From the damp, excruciatingly humid heat we have been having, the dry weather has returned.

And today, a cool spell. The anticipated high today will only be 111 degrees F. (44 degrees C.), but tomorrow it will go back up to 116Β° F. (47Β° C) and Wednesday it will be 118Β°F (48Β° C). Thought those of you suffering “heat” in the US might enjoy the comparison. 😦

The heat is dry, though. When you go out, you reall really need to have water with you; you lose water through evaporation, and often, you don’t even sweat, it just evaporates right off you.

Here are signs of dehydration:

The following are the most common symptoms of dehydration, although each individual may experience symptoms differently. Symptoms may include:

thirst
less-frequent urination
dry skin
fatigue
light-headedness
dizziness
confusion
dry mouth and mucous membranes
increased heart rate and breathing

In children, additional symptoms may include:

dry mouth and tongue
no tears when crying
no wet diapers for more than 3 hours
sunken abdomen, eyes or cheeks
high fever
listlessness
irritability
skin that does not flatten when pinched and released

This is from The University of Maryland Medical Center website.

In Kuwait, and other Gulf countries, religious individuals, mosques and cities provide drinking and washing water as a courtesy to the public. You will find water stations everywhere, and people filling up their bottles for drinking later or drinking from a tin cup attatched to the sabille by a chain. They come in all shapes and sizes. When we spot a new shape, we try to get a photo. This one is a very common shape:

June 11, 2007 Posted by | ExPat Life, Family Issues, Health Issues, Kuwait, Lumix, Middle East, Photos, Weather | | 3 Comments

Rules of Engagement

As you know, I am from a very close, very funny family. Earthling, my nephew, just got engaged.

We’ve all been waiting. Almost from the beginning, we knew this girl was THE ONE. We almost always know. They announced their engagement by sending a series of photos of a hike they took near Google Valley in California, including the photo of the bride-elect and her new ring. We are dancing for joy, that these two dear people have found one another and are committing their futures to one another.

And – the bride-to-be has started a blog called Rules of Engagement. She is a very funny, very clever writer, and will take you step by step through the travails of an American style wedding.

Enjoy!

June 10, 2007 Posted by | Adventure, Blogging, Communication, Community, Cross Cultural, Family Issues, Financial Issues, GoogleEarth, Living Conditions, Marriage, Mating Behavior, Relationships, Women's Issues | 9 Comments

“But We Have Final Exams!”

Kuwait Times, June 9, 2007

Three Teens Held for Rape Attempt

A source revealed that three 18 year old boys were walking on a pedestrian path in Mishref and they saw a 22 year old girl walking on the same path. The teens then tried to rape the girl, but she started crying and she tried to call police. Then the youths assaulted her. She recorded the plate number of the gang’s two cars then the teens got afraid and tried to fabricate a story and called police before her. When the police came, and saw the girl and the boys, she started crying and told police that they sexually assaulted her. First, they denied but following an intensive investigation they confessed and started BEGGING THE POLICEMEN TO RELEASE THEM BECAUSE THEY HAD EXAMS. (emphasis added by blogger) The police filed a case and referred the boys to the authorities.

My comment: You do the crime, you do the time. You have exams? What do you think you have done to this young 22 year old gal’s life??? You terrorized her!

And bravo to the judge in California who put that little ferret Paris Hilton back in jail, too.

June 10, 2007 Posted by | Bureaucracy, Communication, Community, Crime, ExPat Life, Family Issues, Health Issues, Kuwait, Living Conditions, Mating Behavior, Relationships, Social Issues, Women's Issues | 19 Comments

Light a Candle Against Child Abuse

A good friend sent me this link: Light a Million Candles.com which is against child abuse. The don’t ask your address or for any donations – just that you light a candle and support their cause.

June 10, 2007 Posted by | Communication, Crime, Cross Cultural, Family Issues, Health Issues, Social Issues, Spiritual | Leave a comment

Alphabet Tag! You’re It!

A: Available or single β€” Definitely taken.

B: Best Friend β€” My college buddy, Alison, through thick and thin. But there are a whole band of good buddies out there. You know who you are.

C: Cake or pie β€”Pie, Rhubarb or Blueberry

D: Dance or exercise β€” Either, as long as there is laughing.

E: Essential Item β€” My laptop

F: Favorite color β€” Blue / Purple

G: Gummy bears or worms β€” Gummy Bears, red ones.

H: Home town β€” Kuwait and Seattle.

I: Indulgence β€” I still date my husband.

J: January or February β€” Both! Two of my favorite months in Kuwait

K: Kids β€” The hope of the future. I love their questions.

L: Life β€” God willing, we get the life we were created to live.

M: Marriage β€” Partnership

N: Number of siblings β€”2

O: Oranges or apples β€” Apples fresh from the tree, or refrigerated, cold and crispy

P: Phobias β€” Zombies, wild bear, things that would kill me without thinking twice about it.

Q: Quote: Of all God’s creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with a cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat. Mark Twain

R: Reasons to smile β€” 180 degrees of Gulf view

S: Season β€” Autumn – love the coolness, the hint of cold to come, the freshness and new beginnings (school starts).

T: Tag 3 people: No surprises: Skunk, Zin/1001 Nights and Little Diamond

U: Unknown fact about me β€” My niece thinks I am an artist; I think I just have a craft.

V/W: Worst habit β€”I am very focused and I really really like being alone.

X/Y: Your favorite Food β€” Pacific Northwest Bouillabaisse, but fish soup in almost every culture.

Z: Zodiac β€”Aquarius – that’s why Elijah and I tag each other.

June 9, 2007 Posted by | Adventure, Arts & Handicrafts, Biography, Blogging, Community, Family Issues, Friends & Friendship, Tag | 8 Comments

Real Simple

It’s a quiet Friday morning and we have time to loll around before we have to get ready for church. I am focused on writing a tough entry for my blog and Adventure Man is on the couch, paging through a magazine, Real Simple.

He starts reading from an article called “Is he driving you crazy?” which lists the top five complaints of women, and then men:

Women:
He’s not affectionate enough.
He doesn’t listen to me.
He doesn’t help around the house.
He raises his voice when we argue.
He never talks about tough issues.

Men:
She’s trying to control me.
She objects when I need time alone.
We don’t have enough sex.
She criticizes me.
She treats me like an idiot.

The whole article, with all the expert solutions, is available HERE.

Two of them cracked us up.

Her Complaint: He’s not affectionate enough
Expert: Even though your partner loves you, he might express his feelings differently. Generally speaking, “men feel closer when there’s sex. For women to feel affectionate, there has to be talk.”

His complaint: We don’t have enough sex
Expert: The impulse to get romantic declines for most couples but “men are more likely to feel an urge for sex,” says (expert). “Once women get going, they enjoy it but often they don’t have the same initial urge they might have had as teenagers.” So if he’s rushing you to bed, let him know that you’d like to cuddle and talk a bit first . . . If your needs are truly mis-matched, talk about how many “relations” you’ll have in your relationship. Ask “What’s your ideal range of frequency per week? If he says three to five, and you say one to three, then aim for an average of about three times.”

Here is what got us rolling with laughter – my husband is a consumate negotiator. It doesn’t matter what the reality would be, he would up the figure. So like he might say “30 times a week” knowing that half that would be twice a day. It wouldn’t matter that he really doesn’t want sex twice a day, he would have sealed a deal that guaranteed him sex twice a day IF he wanted it.

But he knows my tricks, too, and moments later he is showered, shaved, he smells wonderful AND . . . he is making the bed! He totally knows how to get what he wants.

June 9, 2007 Posted by | Communication, Cross Cultural, ExPat Life, Family Issues, Humor, Kuwait, Marriage, Mating Behavior, Relationships, Women's Issues | 4 Comments

Kuwait Couple and Police

This is a very strange report from the Daily Star. There was a similar report in the Thursday Kuwait Times, which claims there were two couples. Is there a police blotter where newspapers get their information, or do they use inside sources? The stories in each newspaper have different details, and sometimes the details vary significantly.

Culprits Freed, Cop Detained

In a very strange incident, the head investigator at Mubarak Al-Kabeer Police Station has ordered the detention of a first sergeant and released two persons who humiliated the policeman, reports Al-Anba daily.

A police source said the first sergeant arrested a 22 year old man and a 41 year old woman who were inside a car parked in the Abul Hasaniya at 2:00 in the morning, and asked them to hand over their identification documents but they refused to heed the policeman’s request.

The threatened to harm the first sergeant and dismiss him from service, but later handed over their IDs to another policeman who rushed to the area after receiving a call from the first sergeant.

The two persons were released and the policeman was detained but Director of the Security Directorate in Mubarak Al-Kabeer Brigadier Mostafa Khan and his assistant Brigadier Ibrahim Al-Tarrah ordered the immediate release of the first sergeant and referred the case to another investigator.

My comment: I cannot begin to figure out what happened in this story. It could be a hundred different things. The woman could be in the car with her son, escaping from an abusive husband. Or they could be unrelated and naked. There are endless possibilities in between those extremes. We don’t know.

The sergeant could be doing his duty and unjustly punished by superiors using wasta, or he could have exceeded his authority and been let to skate. We don’t know.

Stories like this in the papers mystify me. It all depends on the “police source” and his particular bias.

June 9, 2007 Posted by | Bureaucracy, Communication, Community, Crime, Cross Cultural, Customer Service, ExPat Life, Kuwait, Living Conditions, Mating Behavior, News, Privacy, Random Musings | 9 Comments

Kuwait Machine Gun?

From yesterday’s Kuwait Times.

Three Shot at by Teenagers

Two Kuwaiti citizens and a bedoon man were transferred to Jahra hospital after three teenagers shot them using a machine gun and ran away. The victims stressed they did not know why the assailants, who were travelling in a Japanese car, shot at them. The case is under investigation.

My comment: My husband, when I told him about this story, says that most people don’t know the difference between a machine gun and an automatic weapon, which can fire a series of shots in rapid succession. Somehow, the distinction fails to reassure me. Teenagers – children – with automatic weapons?? Where are these weapons coming from? How did they get their hands on them?

There has been a big to-do over Muna Al-Fuzai’s tongue-in-cheek article about Kuwait and subsequent defense of what she said.

Guys: Stop talking and listen for a change. Yes, Kuwait is a wonderful place, she is not saying differently. She is Kuwaiti and she loves Kuwait. She has a right to say what she sees and hears, and she has taken a courageous and controversial stand. You don’t have to agree with her, and she still has a right to her opinion. Did you notice? Her column is OPINION.

You are also entitled to your opinion.

First – Take a deep breath. Ask your mother, your wife, your sister, your maid – how safe she feels taking a taxi alone at night – if that is even an option. Ask her if she is careful where she walks. Ask her about her experiences with the police. Ask her if she will go to any ATM, or only “safe” ones.

As I see it, Kuwait has a huge bachelor population, and few options for these bachelors. Women here know to travel in groups, to be watchful, and to be wary. There is a problem.

And it’s not women, it is also children. It’s unthinkable.

Couple this with weak regard for the law and weak enforcement of the law, and you will see that there is a problem.

And where did these kids get automatic weapons? ? ? These problems are all connected to weak law enforcement, lack of respect for the law and a sense of entitlement. Entitled to take an automatic and shoot people? ? Entitled to TAKE sex from someone smaller and weaker than you? ?

It’s not just lack of respect for the law, it’s the law of the jungle.

June 8, 2007 Posted by | Community, Counter-terrorism, Crime, Cross Cultural, Customer Service, ExPat Life, Family Issues, Health Issues, Kuwait, Living Conditions, Mating Behavior, News, Political Issues, Rants, Relationships, Social Issues, Women's Issues | 10 Comments