Study Finds Working at Work Improves Productivity
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Study Finds Working At Work Improves Productivity
WASHINGTON, DC—According to a groundbreaking new study by the Department of Labor, working—the physical act of engaging in a productive job-related activity—may greatly increase the amount of work accomplished during the workday, especially when compared with the more common practices of wasting time and not working.
“Our findings are astounding: By simply sitting down and doing work, employees can dramatically increase their output of goods and services,” said Deputy Undersecretary of Labor Charlotte Ponticelli, who authored the report. “In fact, ‘working’ may revolutionize the way people work.”
Perhaps even more shocking, the study reveals that not working significantly decreases worker productivity, sometimes even resulting in no work getting done at all. Similar findings were reported in the areas of avoiding work, putting off work, complaining about work instead of actually working, pretending to work, and ****ing around.
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i totally subscribe to that !
Not if you are French; it doesn’t.
To get that 200% ouput and on yesterday, wine tasting sessions at lunch hour are a must.
LLOOLLLL! I used to watch a French detective show and he was always having wine with lunch!
*gasp* You don’t say? :O
This is just like that other study: Marriage is the primary cause for divorce!
Very interesting!
now that’s truly profound. *dryly*
3baid – *dying laughing* I suppose it is!
True Faith – The Onion does some clever things.
Huda – Go figure!